Minimal Wave Records

CR-78, I guess the last one really did it. Laughed myself silly. Stopped. Then started laughing myself again. 

But honestly: what’s the point in complaining about releases on vinyl and limited numbers of copies in a vinyl collector forum?

You might as well go to a BBW (big beautiful women, I’m not into that, by the way, glad you asked 8) ) one and tell them bloody whales to go get on a diet, presto :D

And ever wondered that it might be actually DIFFICULT to sell large numbers of copies of bands only known to people who spent years of their lives just in order to get to know them?

“Limited edition of 500” can also mean that thanks to an extraordinary stroke of luck 50 of them actually get sold. Minimal synth is not a box shifting business.

Now will vinyl sniffing become my new fetish? I think not. What shall people think of me when they see my on a leash in my tellytubby costume and all of a sudden I start sniffing vinyl? Can’t put my reputation at stake, no way….

...oh.

I always thought that was Boys in Big Whigs?

-Hmm!

Good evening Norway,
Great we got to know your fetish as well at last! 

Got some great whigs on offer, just send me a copy of “Still Human” and I’ll send you the catalogue….

You might as well go to a BBW (big beautiful women, I’m not into that, by the way, glad you asked

Sure, sure…too late. We know who you are now :D

OK, you got me there, I actually am a BBW who hates vinyl.

Any hints where I can get an XXXXXL-bra? Must be a limited edtion business as well…. :D

[quote author=“falck”]OK, you got me there, I actually am a BBW who hates vinyl.

Any hints where I can get an XXXXXL-bra? Must be a limited edtion business as well…. :D

“I like your style, too bad you’re not a singer”

If you guess where thats from I will send you one.

CR-78:

So you’re into BBW, then? Trying to chat me up, eh? Reactorlgtn tried as well and got all confused, poor guy.  8O

So you’re gonna send me a Party of the First Part? Now what would I want with that? Us girls are not really into legal matters, you know…

Or am I gonna get a Bauhouse? Yes, please, but do send one with roman pillars…

hehehehe!!! you got it. One BBW EXXXXXXXXXXXTRA large limited edition bra, hand numbered and signed including a picture of the madame coming your way.

You are cool in my book!

I thought BBW stood for Belgian Body Wave?

It does

Spartak:

So all these ladies are Belgium, then, you checked? Could I please have a BHW (Belgium Heat Wave) instead? A tidal wave might do as well… :D

At least those are cool on the bra front… 8)

This could start getting out of hand…oh oh..

CR-78:

Yeah, I guess it does. Was actually just looking for analogy to point out that the initiator of this thread was acting like a drunken elephant at a tea party, could have gone for something completely different.

Quite surprised what the BBWs did to your minds :D

Anyways, I’ve been with women in the range of 45-135 kg (don’t ask me how much that is in stone, quite a few for sure at the top end of the scale 8) ). Intelligence is the key element for me.

So maybe we could start slagging off some martians? Shouldn’t be more than 2 or 3 registered here… and I hear they also hate vinyl! 

Lets not get carried away here describing our personal lives in a public forum. Lets keep it nice and clean :?